Male or Female?

In all honesty I wish I could think like a man, or rather, not having to think about all the emo-shit and just compartimentalise everything. When a guy sits at a bar all his ‘problems’ are relative and he’ll drink them away with cool and tough stories with his mates. As women we blather on about the disappointments and shortcomings of our partners. But who has the last word? The only thing I do know is that we can’t live without each other, or rather, without love. Whether you’re straight, gay or bi, we find peace and security in love. That’s all I know for sure. Are you? Spit it OUT!
Today I’m going to….

EAT SWEETS (a lot)
STRESS (not too much)
LAUGH (lots)
SLEEP (maybe?!)
HAVE SEX (definitely!)